The Republic of SSN94 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daniel O'Connell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.799 billion SSN94ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The frighteningly efficient SSN94ian economy, worth 478 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,058 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 543,217 per year while the poor average 41,038, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SSN94's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Celtic Paganism.

SSN94 is ranked 61,049^th in the world and 2^nd in Fersingaw for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,218.67 on the Gilded Widget Scale.