The Republic of SSN90 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daniel O'Connell with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.822 billion SSN90ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient SSN90ian economy, worth 533 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,900 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, war vets look after war animals, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SSN90's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Celtic Paganism.

SSN90 is ranked 10,323^rd in the world and 222^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.45 law-abiding acts per hour.