The Kingdom of SSC is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.01 billion SSCians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.1%.

The powerhouse SSCian economy, worth 72.6 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 71,907 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,734 per year while the poor average 11,726, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

Leader has just been declared ruler of SSC in an international press conference, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SSC's national animal is the Vitalii, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SSC is ranked 249,814^th in the world and 10,877^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 11,726.19 Standard Monetary Units.