The Theocracy of SCUNUTTEr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working population of 13.602 billion SCUNUTTErians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The very strong SCUNUTTErian economy, worth 776 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 57,123 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,501 per year while the poor average 14,494, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. SCUNUTTEr's national animal is the elephant.

SCUNUTTEr is ranked 121,987^th in the world and 4,657^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.