The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph Conrad with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.646 billion Rushkavilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rushkaville City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rushkavillean economy, worth an astonishing 11,339 trillion Fun Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,012 Fun Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, organ donation is compulsory, the official Rushkavillean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rushkaville's national animal is the Turkey Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Rushkaville is ranked 7,990^th in the world and 433^rd in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.