The Federation of Rumrogers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Owen the Exalted with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 41.15 billion Rumrogersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rumrogers City. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rumrogersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,717 trillion Pieces of Eight a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,630 Pieces of Eight, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, moonshine has made a resurgence, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rumrogers's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rumrogers is ranked 16,896^th in the world and 1,174^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 99,612.4 Standard Monetary Units.