The United Socialist States of Rudak84 is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 938 million Rudak84ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The strong Rudak84ian economy, worth 57.0 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 60,737 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rudak84's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rudak84 is ranked 57,591^st in the world and 430^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 31.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.