The People's Republic of Rudak129 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, devout population of 692 million Rudak129ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Rudak129ian economy, worth 27.1 trillion francs a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,118 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, babies are a small but significant export, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rudak129's national animal is the lion.

Rudak129 is ranked 142,529^th in the world and 5,242^nd in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.04 kickbacks per hour.