The Republic of Rtinaha is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.755 billion Rtinahans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rtinahan economy, worth 902 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,582 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rtinaha's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rtinaha is ranked 11,363^rd in the world and 1,962^nd in Two for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,210.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.