The Republic of Rosatruck is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 607 million Rosatruckians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The strong Rosatruckian economy, worth 34.4 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,750 lire, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosatruck's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Rosatruck is ranked 97,419^th in the world and 211^th in Astoria for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.