The I do the news indeed of Rosari is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rosa but TEP with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.141 billion Rosarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosaland. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The Rosarian economy, worth 77.1 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,560 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and the sun now sets on the Rosarian Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosari's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Rosari is ranked 139,257^th in the world and 2,386^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,473.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.