The UFR of Roelandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 21.19 billion Roelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ici Roelandia. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Roelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion Roelandian Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 63,176 Roelandian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roelandia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roelandia is ranked 8,086^th in the world and 4^th in Cinderia for Safest, scoring 124.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.