The Republic of Ringwil is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 5.504 billion Ringwilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Ringwilian economy, worth 290 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 52,792 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,485 per year while the poor average 6,566, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Ringwil's national animal is the hawk.

Ringwil is ranked 177,035^th in the world and 6,071^st in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.