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Most Armed: 5,091stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,070thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,095th
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy
Rincón, Puerto Rico
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Rincon-PR-

Population3.605 billion

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Rincon-PR- is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.605 billion Rincon-PR-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rincon-PR-ian economy, worth 522 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,815 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and Rincon-PR- City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rincon-PR-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Rincon-PR- is ranked 17,012th in the world and 30th in Aerospace for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,745.21 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Armed: 5,091stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,070thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,095thTop
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Most Devout: 14,760thMost Developed: 15,339thLargest Mining Sector: 15,606thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,040thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,012thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,104thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,476thMost Patriotic: 18,475thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,819thMost Efficient Economies: 20,068thLowest Crime Rates: 20,144thLargest Black Market: 21,198thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,055thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,099thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,067thHighest Average Incomes: 24,391stSmartest Citizens: 26,819thHealthiest Citizens: 27,186thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,644th
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Most Developed: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rincon-PR-, Rincon-PR- City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
  • : Following new legislation in Rincon-PR-, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : Following new legislation in Rincon-PR-, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Rincon-PR-, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in Rincon-PR-, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Rincon-PR- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Rincon-PR-, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Rincon-PR-, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
  • : Following new legislation in Rincon-PR-, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Rincon-PR-, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.

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