Population | 6.875 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Scorpion |
The Republic of Rilfatreuzatlie is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.875 billion Rilfatreuzatlieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rilfatreuzatliean economy, worth 819 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,139 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Rilfatreuzatlie as a reminder of their "special relationship", East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Rilfatreuzatlie, and breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rilfatreuzatlie's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Rilfatreuzatlie is ranked 133,514th in the world and 271st in Two for Safest, scoring 66.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rilfatreuzatlie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Developed.
- : Rilfatreuzatlie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Rilfatreuzatlie, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
- : Following new legislation in Rilfatreuzatlie, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Rilfatreuzatlie.
- : Rilfatreuzatlie was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Rilfatreuzatlie, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Rilfatreuzatlie as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in Rilfatreuzatlie, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Following new legislation in Rilfatreuzatlie, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.
- : Following new legislation in Rilfatreuzatlie, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Rilfatreuzatlie, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.