The Republic of Riapusedeleteeti is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.814 billion Riapusedeleteetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Riapusedeleteetian economy, worth 928 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 136,267 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riapusedeleteeti's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Riapusedeleteeti is ranked 24,856^th in the world and 1,895^th in Two for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.