The Republic of Retozar is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.703 billion Retozarians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Retozarian economy, worth 133 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,542 rubledollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Retozar's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Retozar is ranked 250,189^th in the world and 8,308^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.