The Kingdom of ReptIvInIa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Tyler Swift with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.626 billion Reptivis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferlisia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.7%.

The all-consuming ReptIvInIan economy, worth 302 trillion Reptivinian Burgunds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,152 Reptivinian Burgunds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 487,576 per year while the poor average 17,568, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ReptIvInIa's national animal is the Merolinian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Swiftianity.

ReptIvInIa is ranked 198,122^nd in the world and 667^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 42.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.