The Centralality of Relanta is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rayan Dzhao Tinsis with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.042 billion Relantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woseva. The average income tax rate is 29.8%.

The powerhouse Relantan economy, worth 177 trillion Srynmonis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 87,141 Srynmonis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Relanta's national animal is the Swallowtail Butterflies, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Relanta is ranked 194,991^st in the world and 6,878^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.27 weapons per person.