The United Kingdom of Reilta-Craobh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Móintinrudh Leionbwoirrin Umha with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.547 billion Reilta-Craobhaichi enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slaedoth-Caisleán. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Reilta-Craobhach economy, worth 680 trillion Bonns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,307 Bonns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Black Beardogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reilta-Craobh's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Communion of the Five-Faced Mother.

Reilta-Craobh is ranked 249,641^st in the world and 9,415^th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.