The Allied States of Regictes is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 4.442 billion Regictesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Regictesian economy, worth 116 trillion francs a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,137 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, genetic researchers have been expelled, organ donation is compulsory, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regictes's national animal is the sheep.

Regictes is ranked 198,949^th in the world and 8,872^nd in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,895.69 Standard Monetary Units.