Population | 7.939 billion |
Currency | mark |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of Raul9 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.939 billion Raul9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Raul9ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,948 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,384 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The elderly are killed softly with a song, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Raul9 but at least the trains run on time, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raul9's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Raul9 is ranked 280,408th in the world and 10,623rd in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.77 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Raul9 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Raul9, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water.
- : Following new legislation in Raul9, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
- : Following new legislation in Raul9, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Raul9 but at least the trains run on time.
- : Following new legislation in Raul9, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
- : Following new legislation in Raul9, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
- : Following new legislation in Raul9, there's a bright dawn ahead for Raul9.
- : Following new legislation in Raul9, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
- : Following new legislation in Raul9, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
- : Following new legislation in Raul9, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.