The Republic of RSCA129 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.921 billion RSCA129ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RSCA129ian economy, worth 957 trillion cards a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,336 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government spending has hit an all-time low, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSCA129's national animal is the stonks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSCA129 is ranked 247,440^th in the world and 377^th in racoda for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.