The Trans-National Federation of RPFT is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ivory Selfridge with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.994 billion Federates are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Federalist economy, worth 280 trillion Resource Allocation Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 93,575 Resource Allocation Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, supervisors in RPFT commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and saying "don't do anything that Ivory Selfridge wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RPFT's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

RPFT is ranked 280,097^th in the world and 131^st in Socialists for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.