The Queendom of Qweens is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.956 billion Qweensians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Qweensian economy, worth 158 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,029 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,995 per year while the poor average 2,509, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Qweens's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Qweens is ranked 242,470^th in the world and 163^rd in Sparkalia for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.