The Colony of Quietrecon37 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Scorpion population. The hard-working population of 8.999 billion Quietrecon37ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Quietrecon37ian economy, worth 405 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,008 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quietrecon37's national animal is the Scorpion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Quietrecon37 is ranked 139,264^th in the world and 5,114^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 639.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.