The Empire of QuietPush39 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Cow population. The hard-working population of 10.719 billion QuietPush39ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.

The QuietPush39ian economy, worth 489 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,627 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QuietPush39's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

QuietPush39 is ranked 138,669^th in the world and 4,654^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 0.33 weapons per person.