The Holy Empire of Quidelarakuskernarfastan is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 396 million Quidelarakuskernarfastanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Quidelarakuskernarfastanian economy, worth 8.01 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 20,230 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, cars are banned, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quidelarakuskernarfastan's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Quidelarakuskernarfastan is ranked 233,966^th in the world and 10,192^nd in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 396 million capita.