The Republic of Qiqiyeee is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 339 million Qiqis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The Qiqiyeeean economy, worth 14.5 trillion Slippers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,793 Slippers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Asking a friend if they like watermelons is a potentially criminal act, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qiqiyeee's national animal is the AP Liam Goose.

Qiqiyeee is ranked 109,835^th in the world and 4,605^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 78.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.