The Republic of Qabrifal is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 468 million Qabrifs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The very strong Qabrif economy, worth 32.2 trillion dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,733 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Qabrifal's national animal is the horse.

Qabrifal is ranked 129,140^th in the world and 5,931^st in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 12.45 flags saluted per person per day.