The Empire of Puuhapetenvasensiarain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pekka Peruna with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.625 billion Puuhapetenvasensiarainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of homeinen leipä. The average income tax rate is 66.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Puuhapetenvasensiarainian economy, worth 222 trillion homeessa oleva leipas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,084 homeessa oleva leipas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and before Pekka Peruna all AI are equally undeserving of rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puuhapetenvasensiarain's national animal is the kebabelain, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pyhän puuhapeten vasemmansiaraimen räkä.

Puuhapetenvasensiarain is ranked 45,615^th in the world and 1^st in Abgano for Safest, scoring 104.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.