The Holy Empire of Proudhaven is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Waldemar Delamonte with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.266 billion Proudings are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proudhaven. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Prouding economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,665 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, Proudhaven Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is totally unknown. Proudhaven's national animal is the Arcadian Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Friedendom.

Proudhaven is ranked 139,344^th in the world and 5,111^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 645.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.