The Commonwealth of Profee is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.691 billion Profeeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The strong Profeean economy, worth 403 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,522 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and children often kick foxes for amusement. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Profee's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Profee is ranked 87,763^rd in the world and 2,943^rd in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.53 weapons per person.