The United States of Printer967 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.414 billion Printer967ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer967ian economy, worth 738 trillion cards a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,438 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
The arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer967's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer967 is ranked 273,249th in the world and 1,208th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.31 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer967, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Printer967 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Printer967, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Printer967, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Printer967, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
- : Following new legislation in Printer967, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
- : Printer967 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Printer967, some voters are required to show a minimum of four forms of identification.
- : Following new legislation in Printer967, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
- : Following new legislation in Printer967, Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
