The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer94 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.653 billion Printer94ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer94ian economy, worth 897 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,718 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

There are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer94's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer94 is ranked 268,699^th in the world and 641^st in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.