The United States of Printer934 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.416 billion Printer934ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer934ian economy, worth 814 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,365 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, much of Printer934's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer934's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer934 is ranked 97,533^rd in the world and 1,965^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.42 billion capita.