The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer93 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.659 billion Printer93ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer93ian economy, worth 770 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 136,077 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, and the industries of Printer93 are coughing all the way to the bank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer93's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer93 is ranked 117,332^nd in the world and 192^nd in Two for Safest, scoring 74.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.