The United States of Printer928 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its closed borders, fear of technology, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.401 billion Printer928ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer928ian economy, worth 770 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,703 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life", the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer928's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer928 is ranked 97,732^nd in the world and 2,016^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.40 billion capita.