The United States of Printer864 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.407 billion Printer864ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer864ian economy, worth 753 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,340 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer864's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer864 is ranked 273,468^th in the world and 1,283^rd in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.95 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.