The United States of Printer846 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.412 billion Printer846ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer846ian economy, worth 856 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,220 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 546,556 per year while the poor average 33,498, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

A Two Tourist Association survey has rated Printer846 #1 for number twos, Printer846ians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer846's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer846 is ranked 276,713^th in the world and 1,903^rd in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.