Population | 5.38 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The United States of Printer813 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.38 billion Printer813ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer813ian economy, worth 725 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 134,864 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
The inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer813's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer813 is ranked 98,069th in the world and 2,093rd in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.38 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer813 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, and Most Developed.
- : Printer813 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Printer813, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
- : Following new legislation in Printer813, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Printer813, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day.
- : Following new legislation in Printer813, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
- : Following new legislation in Printer813, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
- : Following new legislation in Printer813, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
- : Following new legislation in Printer813, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- : Printer813 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.