The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer81 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.619 billion Printer81ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer81ian economy, worth 823 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,475 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer81's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer81 is ranked 94,327^th in the world and 1,234^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.62 billion capita.