The United States of Printer806 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.432 billion Printer806ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer806ian economy, worth 917 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,868 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

New mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, research into 'designer babies' is banned, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer806's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer806 is ranked 276,768^th in the world and 1,816^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.