The United States of Printer800 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.406 billion Printer800ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer800ian economy, worth 788 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,784 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,200 per year while the poor average 40,697, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer800's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer800 is ranked 97,655^th in the world and 1,992^nd in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.41 billion capita.