The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer777 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.443 billion Printer777ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer777ian economy, worth 692 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,192 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer777's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer777 is ranked 97,170th in the world and 1,872nd in Two for Largest Populations, with 5.44 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer777 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Printer777, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
- : Following new legislation in Printer777, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Printer777, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs.
- : Following new legislation in Printer777, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
- : Following new legislation in Printer777, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
- : Following new legislation in Printer777, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates.
- : Following new legislation in Printer777, there are no minimum wage laws.
- : Following new legislation in Printer777, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Printer777, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
