The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer771 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.463 billion Printer771ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer771ian economy, worth 724 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,569 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,640 per year while the poor average 36,715, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer771's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer771 is ranked 275,723^rd in the world and 1,660^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.19 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.