The United States of Printer767 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.431 billion Printer767ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Printer767ian economy, worth 821 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,229 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and Printer767ian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer767's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Printer767 is ranked 188,832nd in the world and 672nd in Two for Safest, scoring 49.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Printer767, Printer767ian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
- : Following new legislation in Printer767, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Printer767, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
- : Printer767 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Printer767, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
- : Following new legislation in Printer767, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
- : Following new legislation in Printer767, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.
- : Following new legislation in Printer767, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
- : Following new legislation in Printer767, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
- : Following new legislation in Printer767, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
