The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer764 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.463 billion Printer764ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer764ian economy, worth 851 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,930 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, there's never enough space in space, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer764's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer764 is ranked 271,827^th in the world and 1,037^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.