The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer756 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.408 billion Printer756ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer756ian economy, worth 789 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,064 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer756's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer756 is ranked 277,084^th in the world and 1,965^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 32.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.