The United States of Printer753 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.426 billion Printer753ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer753ian economy, worth 772 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,312 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer753's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer753 is ranked 279,291^st in the world and 2,436^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 30.02 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.